Education takes a beating nationwide →
“Michelle and I are here only because we were given a chance at an education. I will not settle for an America where some kids don’t have that chance. I’ll invest in early childhood education. I’ll recruit an army of new teachers, pay them higher salaries and give them more support. In exchange, I’ll ask for higher standards and more accountability. We’ll keep our promise to every young ...
“I could never love anyone else as much as I love you.” -Oh stop it.
“Miss Mar, do you have any children?” “Nope.” “Can you adopt me then?” -Breaks my heart.
“Caddy got the box and set it on the floor and opened it. It was full of stars. When I was still, they were still. When I moved, they glinted and sparkled. I hushed.” -The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner.
NOBODY LISTENS TO TECHNO: Insomniac Donates... →
nobodylistenstotechno: Insomniac presented $75,000 to Las Vegas charities today (July 20) from funds raised through ticket sales at the Electric Daisy Carnival Las Vegas. The Clark County School-Community Partnership Program, The Smith Center for the Performing Arts and the Injured Police Officers Fund – Las Vegas…
“Wow Azad, you’re swinging so high!” “I know, I’m showing off my man-ness.” -Typical.
“How do they make tape? Like how do they make it sticky? Especially the kind that is sticky on both sides? How does that happen?” -Briahna.
“The Devil made all the bad things like traffic, mosquitoes, and the T-Rex and Jesus made all the good things like butterflies, rollie-pollies, and zebras.” -Jacob. Couldn’t agree more.
“I like your face almost as much I like your butt.” -Thanks.
“I feel like at any time in San Francisco there are 3 to 4 seasons.” -Crystal. Well said.
The good days are really good, the bad ones are really fucking bad.
Quote of the Day
“Hey J, why did you run out of the classroom without raising your hand and asking Miss Mar if that would be okay?” “Because… I have to fart.” -Well played.
Play-doh is Art.